bill-swift - December 30, 2014
Scandinavian hottie Victoria Silvstedt was showing off her Swedish meatballs in a yellow bikini in Miami. The frilly yellow fabric of the bikini top could barely contain her massive jugs. Mere Lycra cannot contain boobage of this magnitude, my friends. They are perfectly round and massive. Her ta-tas provide their own gravity and smaller boobs orbit around them. She was also wearing a pair of jean short shorts which only ups the boner factor for me. I don't know what it is but a tiny pair of jean shorts just does it for me. I associate them with inherent naughty goings on.
Damn, Swedish women are hot. I don't know what's in the water in those fjords or whatever but it creates some of the hottest women on the planet. It must be all that Viking genetic material. Their ancestors looked super sexy when they pillaged your village.
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