Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Raise the Masts on a Motherf**king Yacht

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bill-swift - June 27, 2012

I have got to get myself a yacht. I mean, it's been on my To-Do list for a long time but somehow I just keeping forgetting just to head on over to Monaco to buy myself a 60-ft sloop.  The S.S. Egotastic!, where the S.S. stands for, Yeah, Not Gonna Happen.

You know who does get to hang on a yacht? Victoria Silvstedt, the former PMOY and international hottie who was sunbaking her bodacious body aboard the bazillion dollar boat of her rich sugar daddy slash boyfriend slash premiere client off the coast of France just because, well, because she can. And you do need some type of activity in between breakfast in bed and partying all night onshore.  Assuming I'm never going to look quite like Victoria, I think I might need to get a night job if this yacht thing is going to become a reality. Enjoy.

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