bill-swift - January 2, 2013
Well, let's do it, let's ring in the new year and do it much as we left the last year, oh, those many many drinks ago last night. With bright colored boobtastic courtesy of the world traveling kept lady and former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, currently in the Miami port of call, flashing her blonde bombshell body as a reminder that no matter the year, you need a lot of dough to keep a woman like this in tow.
Victoria chose blue to represent how far too often in the previous year we felt a yearning betwixt our lower appendages for women who deliver the epic visual shows. And, let's make no mistakes, a decade and more past her PMOY run, Victoria is still very much delivering. But, it takes an industrious man to scale mountains such as these, so in 2013, let us resolve to spend five minutes less per day on our video games, and apply those resources toward more productive means, like finally figuring out our turnip beer recipe. That one's going to make us millions. Enjoy.
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