elliot-wolf - September 29, 2018
After finding out that such a hot woman exists, I feel like I have been wronged my entire life by not knowing about her. I think I’m in need of some justice. Some Victoria Justice. She’s well within her jurisdiction to definitely balance out my scales. A life sentence of loving her is exactly what I’m hoping for. I deserve it. But I’d also be willing to settle for community service. If that community service meant doing duties around the house for her. I’m pretty good at hard labor. And hopefully my form when I rake her leaves looks impressive enough to her that she decides to invite me in for a glass of lemonade, and possibly to look at her colorful array of other clothing. Her teal sports bra looks immaculate. I’d politely accept her invitation and ask for her to extend my community service sentence indefinitely.
Victoria and I would make a great beach couple. I heard opposites often compliment each other, so we can be like beauty and the beast. Minus the talking candles, clocks, and teapots. I hope she’s up for falling in love with the last man she’ll ever need to meet.
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