Victoria Justice, Olivia Wilde, Karen Gillian, Kaley Cuoco, and All The Hotties Together At Classy Polo Party

It seems to me like these gals are making a major taboo by not wearing polo shirts to a Polo party. I mean, it is right there in the name. I would not accept an invitation to a pierced nipple party because of the implication in the title, and I would hate to cause a party foul simply by walking through the door. But none of these women seem to live by the same code.

Each of these beauties are wearing garments so stunning that they would be welcomed into any country club without a single background check needing to be performed. That seems like a glaring double standard that needs to be addressed, but I am willing to put it on the backburner for now in the name of peace.

I am happy to see Karen Gillan was not required to give up any of her actual body parts for the filming of those Marvel movies. Ever since Disney got control of them I was a little nervous for the well-being of the actors. I have heard a number of stories from the costumed characters at Disney World and they were enough to make my penis invert itself into my body. But, again, that does not seem to be the case with their screen actors.

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