bill-swift - June 21, 2014
Former Nickelodeon star and sexy person Victoria Justice looked leggariffic at the Vera Wang Vanity Fair party in LA. She had on a sparkly dress that was on the short side. The result is an eyeful of her gorgeous legs. They are seriously a sight to behold. I remember my little brother-in-law watching her on Nickelodeon years ago and thinking, "That girl is going to grow up to be hot as F". And much like a prophet of old, my prediction was fulfilled. Also I love her name. Victoria Justice. It sounds like she should be a hard-nosed prosecuting attorney by day and a vigilante exacting vengeance on the criminals of the big bad city by night. I picture a skin tight lycra bodysuit or maybe just a spandex bra and underwear. Maybe a cape. Like, think Catwoman meets Wonder Woman. Yeah.
In the meantime we can enjoy looking at her in her secret identity as a singer and actress. But I know the truth and now so do you.