bill-swift - May 20, 2014
Now, you know I've been saving up for my own sea-faring vessel. An eighteen foot sloop with only moderate to major hull damages that I'm a mere thirty-seven years away from affording the first payment. Soon. But not soon enough to host the bachelorette at sea party Vanessa Hudgens and a couple other bikini clad friends threw for gal friend Ashley Tisdale over the weekend in Miami.
I can't remember who Ashley is marrying, but somebody who's not me which means looking it up will only make me jealous. It might ruin my otherwise pleasant mood from watching Vanessa and Ashley and friends bounce around with their hot bodies and booties in bikini along the deck of their yacht having a grand old send off of their buddy into matrimony. I must say, it doesn't look as nearly as wild as the bachelor parties I attend, though the girls are much prettier at Ashley and Vanessa's event. Girls, couldn't you use a little man to tie down and do dirty things with at your little three sheets to the wind party? I do volunteer. Enjoy.
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