UPDATE! Michael Lohan Claims Lindsay is NOT an Escort, But Just Barely

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bill-swift - January 18, 2013

Yesterday we reported that Michael Lohan claimed his daughter Lindsay was basically being pimped out by mom Dina as a high-priced escort to anyone willing to pay big bucks to have a 65-year-old extra from Breaking Bad on your arm for the night. But now Michael is telling TMZ that Lindsay is not an escort and that he was misquoted. He now tells them:

'Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!'

Never, Michael? Let's not get hyperbolic here.

I'm sure she's quite capable of doing it, just, you know, not yet. But hey, the good news here is that at least you know if you still want Lindsay to show up for your kids birthday party, she'd be more than happy to make an appearance.

Let's just say if Lindsay's making movies like the one in the trailer below, she's one attorney retainer shy of going from making appearance's at someone's kid's Bar Mitzvah to some Shah's bedroom.

Good for you Lindsay:

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