UFO Comes To Iceland To Pick Up Bjork

A UFO appeared in the skies above Iceland last week, presumably to pick up Bjork. Last week a strange red ball of light appeared above the unpronounceable Icelandic town of Akureyri. The ball emerged from behind the mountains and hovered for a while above the town before landing, (crashing?), into the center of the city. The Icelanders, (Icelandites?), were at a loss as to what the craft was and why it was there. I know why: to pick up Bjork. If there is one thing I am sure of it's that that chick is not friggin' human. I think she was dropped off in Iceland sometime in the 80's from the planet Umacron-5 in order to spread their brand of bizarre dance music to the Earth.

Honestly, they can take her. She hasn't done much since 1997.