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U.S. Airforce Thinks It Can Take Out Godzilla

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bill-swift - May 10, 2014

In what can only be described as utter hubris the United States Air Force believes that it has the capability to take down Godzilla. Yes, the giant reptile turned monstrous destroyer of Tokyo because of radiation fallout. The 15th battalion thinks that with a few high powered helicopters and maybe some F-16s they could destroy Godzilla or any other kaiju that emerges from the briny deep. Personally, I think they are full of crap. If there is one thing I've learned from countless Godzilla movies it's that shooting it with guns and missiles only pisses him off. How can ordinary firepower kill a monstrous creature that shoots fire and lightning out of his mouth and whose skin is impenetrable to bullets? I am the first to thank our boys for their service, but I think this time it is best to find some other way to kill Godzilla.

Perhaps by fighting him in a giant robot like in Pacific Rim or shooting nuclear weapons at him. Even then you only have a 50/50 chance at best. I'm not saying I have to solution to a Godzilla attack. I'm not a Japanese scientist. I do know that if Japanese engineers spent a little more time developing anti-Kaiju mechanisms and less time inventing soiled panty vending machines they would probably prevent the destruction of Tokyo.

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