Twinkies Back On Sale Today

Today, my friends, the Twinkie is officially back. I've been covering the saga of the Twinkie for months and now this dark chapter in American history is now behind us and we can let the healing begin. You'll recall that last year the Hostess corporation went bankrupt because people are lame and are afraid of carbs. It looked as if the Twinkie would disappear forever from our lives like some kind of majestic eagle on the verge of extinction. Metropoulous & Co, which is a company and not a place to get a good gyro, bought the Twinkie and promised to return it to store shelves. That day is today. I know it's been a couple of weeks since the Fourth of July but I think today may become the most important national holiday in July. It's the day we got our freedom back...our freedom to eat delicious cakes filled with mystery frosting. God bless America!

Now watch this video of a crazy old guy losing his sh#t over someone eating his Twinkies.