bill-swift - September 7, 2013
Twerking. The very word conjures up images of young girls shaking their asses. Normally, I would say this is a good thing but I'm going to have to say that it's time we put twerking to bed. This isn't just because of Miley Cyrus, (although she is the one who finally killed it). Miley forgot the first rule of twerking, which is that you need an ass to do it properly. If you are a White girl with the butt of a 3rd grade boy it's best to just leave it alone. If not you risk injury and ridicule. Take the girl in this video. She attempts the difficult upside down twerk with dire consequences. One day soon I imagine a world in which lame White girls go back to dancing like lame White girls and no one has to be hurt again.
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