bill-swift - May 29, 2013
The last time we saw Tulisa Contostavlos, the singer and X-Factor judge was stumbling out of a London area bar well into the evening. I guess Tulisa needed a break from all that domestic partying, so she took her plastic cup and champagne bottles it seems and head down to Spain for a little R&R. And, not like Tulisa is the only beneficiary, as we, the gentleman oglers get to share in Tulisa's poolside bikini debauchery.
First, in a virginal white, which we might believe, had we not seen her sex tape:
And next in a more party-perfect tiger print:
Meow, my little Conto-kitty. How we wish we were on the adjacent chaise lounge chair to Tulisa, so she could more easily hit us in the face with her drink as we stepped just a tad bit over the line with our comments. Hey, you can't find the line until you go over it. Enjoy.