Trista Mikail’s Big, Round Ass In Faptastic Lingerie Spread

Someone call the fire department because Trista Mikail looks hotter than a California wildfire. It would be impossible for me to keep my cool around a woman like that. I’d need, at minimum, several buckets of water splashed on me before I even say hello. And even then I can’t guarantee that I won’t pass out from exhaustion after standing so close to the heat. With an outfit like that, that woman sure knows how to make one hell of an entrance. Through a door, and my heart. I hope she never leaves. She’s allowed indefinite residence in the organ that’s keeping me alive. And boy I’ve never felt more alive than I do now after ogling her.

I appreciate that she has taken the time to plan ahead and bring a raincoat. As I would have no choice but to sweat rather profusely in her presence. And the last thing I would want to do is shower her with my nervous moisture. I know my mom told me to undress people with my eyes down to their underwear if I get nervous speaking to them, but for some reason I feel like it wouldn’t help in this situation.

Photo Credit: MEGA