Traveling? Leave This Teddy Wear With Your Gal and He’ll Take Care of Her…

A teddy bear that'll take care of your girl when you're gone? Sounds like something straight from a horror movie. It's not some creepy stuffed toy though, because it's actually just a vibrator  in disguise. Now doesn't that sound (slightly) better?

It's called the Teddy Love and it has a 10-speed motor crammed into its tiny fuzzy body to give your girl the self-lovin' she deserves. It's weird until you think about why its creator chose a teddy bear, out of all things: because it's the last thing you'd expect a vibrator to be.

Just keep it away from kids and you should be good.

Gift It: $60