Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures Feature Tori In Between Babies and South of the Border

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bill-swift - May 21, 2013

I can't remember the precise figures, but I believe Tori Spelling has given birth nine times in four years or something like that. In which case, she's looking pretty good for a woman forced to gestate and produce children in twice to three times the normal human reproductive cycle time. Good enough to dare to bare in a bikini, caught from our telescopic lenses along a tree line in Puerto Vallarta.

I don't know whether to applaud Tori or to give her a pack of condoms and tell her to be smarter on her future dates. I'd probably do both. There's only so much the doctors in 90210 can do for you when you're producing offspring like a queen bee. But, whatever makes you happy, Just as long as we get to evaluate the progress. Enjoy.