Too Much Tongue

That whole Jim Carrey / Jenny McCarthy thing is kinda creepy. (Popsugar)

I concur. Maria Menounos is very cute. (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon is beachy. (Just Jared)

Seal has knocked up Heidi Klum yet again. (DListed)

Colorado Avalanche goalie, Jose Theodore, should know better than to get involved with Paris Hilton. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ryan Seacrest is gay for Vince Vaughn. (IDLYITW)

Kate Moss ain't writin' no book. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise tools it up in Tokyo. (Hollywood Rag)

Tori Spelling is still gross. (CityRag)

Not everyone in Namibia loves Brangelina. (CelebNewsWire)

Meet 10-year-old Brandon Godette. He's already better at drums than you are at anything. (CollegeHumor)