Tons Of Incredible Hotties At The 2018 Angel Ball

If these are the ladies that were allowed to become angels, I am dying to see the ones that had to become devils. You know those gals are having the kind of parties down south that is usually only reserved for Brazilian politicians.

If I had the opportunity to be with any one of these angels I wouldn’t only give one ball, I would give both of them. I do not care if none of them asked for me to make that sacrifice, I doubt that hooker asked Van Gough for his ear, but he gave it to her anyway. Some people are just selfless like that.

Giving up both balls might put me into a bit of a predicament later on, I don’t know. I am a bit hazy with my own anatomy as to what is needed to make what work. Regardless, I think I could overcome any hurdles that would create. There is a man out there who has no arms or legs and he still managed to have kids, so clearly where there is a will, there is a way.

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