Today We Remember Elizabeth Hurley’s Sanity

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Sam Robeson - November 6, 2018


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Ninja Halloween Maldives style @elizabethhurleybeach @milaidhoo #davinaonepiece

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Old age and a level of hotness that continues to make her untouchable in the eyes of her fans has left Elizabeth Hurley detached from reality. And completely fucking deranged. It's cute because she has those tits. But just imagine if she didn't. She'd be Gary Busey. It wasn't long ago that Hurley was practicing her manic topless cleavage flashing in the pool. And in a video taken last week, she's looking just as grounded while showing off her ninja Halloween costume. Hurley might also be a bee. Except her antennas are smiley faces. Or pumpkins. She's a danger to herself and others. But she's still got those fat MILF tits so who gives a shit.

In all honestly, even though Hurley has had all the marbles fucked out of her brain, she seems to really enjoy life, and the fact that she's been able to maintain her amazing body means that, at least on our end, things are good. Fact: This isn't a video that a sane person posts on Instagram. Fact: Hurley has hot creamy boobs. Fact: Ninja bees aren't real. I don't know what to do with all of this information. This isn't going to be one of my Spotlight posts. Buzz buzz.


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