bill-swift - November 20, 2015
They say that gamers are all lonely nerds sitting in their mom's basement somewhere flogging the dolphin. This stereotype is generally not true. Which isn't to say it doesn't apply to several sad a lonely men. Lucky for them, the Japanese are there to help them get their jollies. They can combine their two favorite things: video games and pretending to touch boobs. That's why there is this new Boobie Squeezing Simulator. You use a pair of Oculus Rift goggles to look at a sexy anime girl, (if a cartoon can be sexy), and then squeeze a pair of foam boobs on a bust of the same anime girl. From the looks of the spring back action on the foam boobs, it doesn't look like it responds in any way like a real pair of ta-tas. Then again, what difference do they know?
I think it's safe to say that if you are playing this game you have never, and may never, fondle a human breast.
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