‘Titanfall’ Beta to Arrive on Valentine’s? IGN Shows Us How to Cope (VIDEO)

Late last month, the Titanfall closed alpha kicked off. As you may have seen, angry Internet dumbasses were all kinds of pissed about EA neglecting to send them an invitation. But lo! Here comes the beta test, and the promise that many more of us will have the opportunity to crush feeble man-face in giant mechs.

But here's the rub: the speculation-o-tron suggests that it'll arrive on February 14. Y'know, that day when we all have other dudely duties to perform. Buying roses/chocolates/perfume, watching Tom Hanks in some romantic BS or other on Lifetime TV, shaving hearts into our pubes... it's a damn busy day as it is.

So when the hell are we supposed to get our Titanfall on? Fear not, gentlemen, as the latest episode of IGN's Up at Noon has the answer. Except it doesn't, but there is a bizarre little piss-takey joke on the matter. Which is good enough for us.