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editor - October 15, 2010

KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It's almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, "I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her into it?" (twitter)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman, confirming reports that their 5 year marriage and 8 year relationship has come to an end. The story was too boring to find out why they're divorcing, so I'm just gonna tell everyone it's because he's queer now. (e! news)

BILL O'REILLY - was on 'the View' this morning, and since Whoopi Goldberg are Joy Behar are both practically retarded, they give up and run away when they can't get out of the corner that their horrible debating skills have put them in. How embarrassing, and how disrespectful to their employer Barbara Walters who was sitting right there. You should always respect your boss. That's why I have all my interns bow to me when they enter the room like I'm some Japanese king. (video under the cut)

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