This Russian Tampax Ad Is The Funniest Most Horrifying Thing You’ll See All Week (VIDEO)

Tampon ads are never something we stick around for. Shoot, they're almost designed to force us to either change the channel, go take a dump or turn off the TV altogether. They usually involve floating flowers, soft breezes, or anything that wouldn't feel out of place in a yacht rock video from the early 80s.

Not in Russia. In Russia, they take their tampon ads with the utmost seriousness. We came across this one trolling the internets for videos of sexy ladies at the beach and -- holy shit -- just watch. The only thing missing is Ivan Drago. Because why not?

We wonder what their Summer's Eve commercials look like. No, wait, scratch that -- we don't.