This Bears Fan Twirls and Drops to Her Embarassment Like She’s in Preseason Form

What starts off intriguing (we won't say sexy) ends with stifled chuckles and genuine concern as this Chicago Bears fan ends her stripper pole "routine" suddenly and decisively with a thud.

I love how tailgating has blossomed into a culture of its own in recent years, no doubt. But I don't think any of us asked for a stripper pole to be thrown into the mix of coolers, beer and char-roasted meats did we? I mean there's physics involved with endeavors like this. You can't just tow a stripper pole anywhere you want, invite inebriated young women for a twirl on your anything-but-perpendicular prop and expect things to go well.

Let's just hurry up and get to a homemade, tailgating zipline accident and get on with it.