These Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures Are As Fake As Her Breasts

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bill-swift - May 29, 2008

Heidi Montag is just about as fake as they come, and these new Heidi Montag bikini pictures are a perfect example. Once again, her "life" has been scripted out for the cameras, and been poorly acted out. I don't even think Heidi Montag is a real person. I mean, you have to actually live your life, not just plan it out as a series of photo ops.

If you think about it (which you probably shouldn't), Heidi Montag is exactly like her breasts. Sort of okay to look at, but completely fake, and filled with a squishy, artificial substance. Also known as Spencer Pratt.

Prat: Slang term for ass. How fitting.

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