These Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures are Retarded

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bill-swift - April 12, 2010

These Heidi Montag bikini pictures are fucking retarded. Wait, let me rephrase that. Heidi Montag is fucking retarded. As are her ginormous fake boobs. They're bigger than her head, but probably have the same number of brain cells. I bet if you pushed her from behind, she'd probably tip right over. But then again, I'm sure she's quite used to getting pushed from behind. In case you haven't figured it out, I fucking hate Heidi Montag.

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