These Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Aren’t Fooling Anyone

Britney Spears released these new Candie's ads on her website yesterday, and either she was pulling one hell of an April Fool's joke, or she really thinks everyone is as stupid as she is. Problem is we're not. For the three of you left who might actually believe that these pictures are of Britney Spears in a bikini, let me tell you, they are not. I don't know how much it cost to Photoshop these shots into their current state, but that guy definitely isn't feeling the effects of the recession. Unfortunately, he is forced to stare at Britney Spears' fat ass all day, and try to make it as small as he can, so I'm not sure he's really better off.