The Weekly WTF: Have an Anus-Pokin’ Good Time With ‘Boon-Ga Boon-Ga’

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bill-swift - April 18, 2014

Frankly, it's surprisingly how many Weekly WTFs have gone by without us taking the piss out of this little doozy.

First up, here's a fun fact, and a charming little snippet from Wikipedia: Kancho is defined as ‘...a popular prank in Japan where the victim is poked with two fingers in the anus whilst distracted.' Because that's a thing. The Japanese, as we know, are the masters of pranks. Take a tip from them: next April Fool's Day, don't fake your death/an affair or anything crappy like that. Just shove your fingers in someone's asshole.

Armed with that information, your next thought will only be why in holy balls hasn't anyone made a video game of this phenomenon? Well, hold on, buddy boy, they have. It's a full on pervtastic arcade machine, complete with plastic ass and groping finger. Gentlemen, meet Boon-Ga Boon-Ga.

This shot would be a great caption contest.

This classy little slice of gametastic is brought to us by TaffSystem. You choose from among a series of cartoon characters, all of whom are deserving of this kind of butt violation (Ex-Girlfriend, Sex Criminal, Mother-in-Law, all kinds of unsavory souls like that), and get your kancho on. The chosen face will be displayed on screen, usually contorted in a rictus of ass-based shock, betrayal and mild pain.

Oh yes indeed. For your efforts, you're awarded a fancy little printout which evaluates your ‘sexual behavior,' and truly talented ass-foisters are given a trophy in the shape of a turd.

All of these are actual true things which are true.

Unsurprisingly, Boon-Ga Boon-Ga has never made it out of its native Japan. A sad loss, too, as it's just the sort of thing the world's arcades are crying out for. Oh, and since you asked, yes it did come first --pun intended-- in Machinima's Top 10 Games To Fap To.

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