michael-garcia - October 4, 2016
Whether you like it or not, there is going to be a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. It's called Pirates Of The Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales and it looks bizarre. The film series based on the famous Disneyworld ride has racked in a ton of money and made Johnny Depp a bigger star than he already was. That's what's weird about this teaser, no Johnny Depp. I don't know why they wouldn't put in their main character, unless he has a diminished role in this movie. He's busy getting divorced and buying scarves these days. He is in the movie and it is he who must defeat Javier Bardem's character with the help of Legolas...er...Orlando Bloom by stealing Poseidon's trident. So, I guess in the world of these movies Greek mythology is true and apparently drunk ass Jack Sparrow can just steal crap from gods. But there is more that's just weird about this clip. I have no idea about anything that's going on. There is just an oozing Javier Bardem looking for Jack Sparrow. It's basically No Country For Old Men but with goofy effects.
I have a soft spot in my heart for the first movie because I thought ti was pretty charming, but the others all just gave me migraine headaches and I don't get migraines usually. It comes out next May.Â