The Taco Bell Quesalupa Is An Atomic Bomb For Your Colon

Fast food companies are on a mission to entice us into their "restaurants". It's their job, after all and there is nothing wrong with making money in and of itself. Sure, there is always a healthier option at these places. But you never get the salad with the dressing on the side or the yogurt parfait. You get something that's filled with 1000% of your daily sodium needs and 1 million grams of fat. With that in mind, Taco Bell has come out with the new Quesalupa. It's exactly what it sounds like. It is a chalupa wrapped in a quesadilla. There is enough cheese in this thing to block you up for a month. It comes wrapped in gold foil, like a treasure or one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets. I sampled one of them and I can tell you that it basically just tastes like fried.

Which is not to say that you shouldn't try it. Just know that it's not good. Maybe if you put enough fire sauce on it?