The Swiss Cheese Pervert Pleads Guilty

Our ongoing coverage of the case of the Swiss cheese pervert continues as the dairy dick, Christopher Pagano, pleads guilty to  indecent exposure and harassment. He has been sentenced to three years of probation and sex offender counseling. Pagano spent months on a spree of sexually harassing women outside of Philly by asking them to watch him masturbate with Swiss cheese. An odd fetish, I'll grant you, but it's what Pagano was into. He would drive around in his crappy car and approach women on the street. For a long time, people passed around pics and videos of Pagano on social media. These pics helped police identify Pagano. It's a strange world we're living in. A lady can't walk down the street without having some bald freak offer to rub one out with a piece of cheese. Pretty messed up.

It will be interesting to see whether Pagano honors his probation or if the call of the cheese will be too much for him.