The Strange And Terrible World Of Dinosaur Erotica

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bill-swift - October 5, 2013

There is a new naughty genre in the world of perverts and that's dinosaur erotica. Now, these aren't tales about dinosaurs having nasty graphic lovemaking with each other. No, these dinos get it on with hot human chicks. I'm not sure if the women, (yes, women), who write these stories are aware that humans and dinosaurs are separated by 65 million years of evolution. Perhaps they've gotten their archaeological information from The Flintstones or Caveman with Ringo Starr? I don't know. The typical story involves one of the ancient beasts ravaging a willing, (or not), human female. Here is a sample:

"She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin."


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