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The Six-Month-Old Who Kicks Ass At ‘Street Fighter V’

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chris-littlechild - March 15, 2016

  As all you Ego-dads will know, there’s no experience quite like having children. The little urchins will change your life forever. They’ll leave their legos all over the damn floor, so you step on at least ten pieces on your way across the hall for your late night pee. By the age of about 14, they’ll be bringing back homework that’ll kick your ass, whereupon you’ll have to pretend you’re ‘letting them work it out for their own good’ while feeling like an utter, utter numbnuts.  

They’ll also want to date the dodgiest, most bastardly kid in high school, half of the time just to spite you. Ah, the joys of parenthood. Still, you put up with this grief, because that’s part of the job. And it does have its perks.

As Homer Simpson once said, you can teach them to hate the things you hate. The same’s true of things you like. Which, I guess, is how we end up with this sort of thing: the six-month-old Street Fighter V champion.

Now, sure, we’re talking painfully, sinfully, shit-your-pants simple story mode, but still. Starting them off early –read: before they gain bowel control--is the key. This little champ will be a pro player before they say their first word. Which will be, if there’s any justice in this mean ol’ world of ours, hadouken!

Via Geek

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