The Sexiest Ladies On The Purple Carpet For The Caudwell Charity Ball

I am kind of relieved that I am so insignificant that I never have to worry about being invited to any balls. If I am honest, they do not sound like a fun time. I mean, it is great that they are raising money for charity, but I think they could do it in a way that was more entertaining. Why not have a Daytona Beach during spring break vibe to their fundraising. I bet people would get a lot more generous with their check books if they were sloshed.

I am doubly relieved that I am not a woman who has to go to a ball. It is simple enough for men, we just wear a tuxedo, but women have such a vast range of acceptable clothing that I don’t know what I would choose. If you are going to a classy affair then you do not want to be the one with their boobs hanging out, sluttying up the place. But you also do not want to go so formal that you end up looking like an Elizabethan portrait. There is a happy middle ground to aim for, it just seems difficult to hit with any confidence.

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