The Real Life Machete Is Pretty Badass

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bill-swift - October 10, 2013

Machete Kills comes out this weekend and I'm pretty stoked, (to use a term no one has said in 20 years). The only sad part of Robert Rodriguez's tale of badass agent with a machete and really bad skin is that it's fictional. Well, a video has surfaced of a dude that might just be the real life Machete. A robber comes in to a store and fires a shot to intimidate the clerk. It doesn't work. The clerk then unsheathes a shiny machete and some badassery ensues. You'd think that since the robber had a gun he would come out on top. But there is something deep within the reptilian part of the brain that is scared poopless by a guy wielding a machete.

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