The Power of Shauna Sand Boobtastic Compels You

Let me be the first to point out that Shauna Sand is a fame whore of the highest order, even noteworthy in Hollywood circles. Let's also mutually acknowledge that an enormous sunburst could superheat the earth, melt the very sand beneath her feet into glass, and 92% of Shauna Sand would still remain completely intact. Her bikini is made of more organic material than you will find in what it covers, and yet...

... I can't stop looking at Shauna Sand in these bikini pictures from Miami the past couple of days. It's like her android body compels my mind in ways I haven't experienced since first discovering how to unscramble the porn on our cable television system years ago as a kid. I think it's some uncharted branch of the nervous system that travels direct from the eyeballs to the lowballs without any interpretation by the brain.

I am rendered helpless.