The Mara Sisters, Sofia Vergara, Amanda Peet Highlight the Cleavetastic for the SAG Awards

Nothing says I love you to myself like an award show where you hand out recognition to yourself for being awesome. Actors really have no match in this regard. Of all the award shows of the season where they get to humble brag the SAG Awards are probably tops because it's you recognizing you. There's no fine ego stroking in the land. 

Of course, as any glitzy award show does, the hotties of Tinsel Town showed up decked out to the nines to see and be seen and be handed trophies for saving the world. Gorgeous fine deep cleavage abounded in the guise of Rooney Mara and Kate Mara sisterly yum yums, Sofia Vergara ever stealing the carpet, Brie Larson, Jackie Cruz, and Anna Faris all joined in in the funbag parade for the love of the craft. Emote, counter emote, occasional boner. You do need to get in touch with your most honest and vulnerable points. I did a lot of that whilst ogling these fine female forms. It's like watching a parade invented just for the guys. Less marching bands, more mammaries. Perfect. Enjoy.

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