bill-swift - July 13, 2011
I imagine being a funny kid growing up in the Manchester area, you made a lot of friends, but still never imagined, outside of your wildest dreams, that you'd someday be married to one of the sextastic women in the world. I can't give enough props to Paddy McGuinness for tying the knot with the former Miss Liverpool and super hot Christine Martin, most recently featured barely covering her bare essentials in Loaded magazine. Christine Martin is so hot, she makes the sun say, 'WTF?". She's so hot she's the next step after already being out of the frying pan and into the fire. She's so hot you have to wear a lead condom just to keep from... nevermind. The point is, Christine Martin is the FA Cup of trophy wives. Good on you, Paddy. Enjoy.