The Kardashians Visit Area 51

The Kardashians have volunteered to represent Earth at area 51. Everyone knows that there is a secret government air force base out in the Nevada desert that houses crashed alien spaceships and E.T.s. It seems that several members of the Kardashian clan have a strong believe in UFOs and aliens. So, the gang hitched up in a camper, like the White trash hicks they are, and headed out to find Area 51. You can't actually get on the base as it is restricted government property. It's not because the secret powers that run the government are afraid that the diseases the live inside Kardashian genitals might infect the alien visitors with space herpes or anything. Personally, I've always thought that Bruce Jenner kind of looks like an alien from a semi-aquatic fish planet. That's why he was such a great swimmer.