Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian Try To Stepford-tize Kendall Jenner

She-bot sisters Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian followed prime directive number, well, prime, as they forcibly escorted younger half-sister Kendall Jenner into Beverly Hills for what appeared to be a routine seven hours of shoe shopping, but what turned out to be a glimpse into a very nefarious plan to encourage their taller, eventually much prettier (and therefore, exponentially more dangerous) sibling to swallow the red pill and stay in Wonderland with her commercially programmed older sisters. The outcome remains uncertain. Enjoy.

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