The JerkShirt Is A Great Gift For The Pervert In Your Life

I live in New York City and that means that I have seen a variety of pervs and insane people masturbating on the subway...and the street...and the bus...and the park. You try NOT seeing people masturbating in public in the Big Apple. The problem is...well, one of the problems...is that there is no way to do it discreetly. It's pretty clear to everyone on the train what you are doing. But what if you want to wank in public and not get caught? That's where the JerkShirt comes in. It has a fake arm in the sleeve so that you can run your real arm in the shirt to reach your wiener. It seems like a terrible idea to encourage perverts with new products to continue their pervy behavior, but what do I know. It was created by webcam site CamSoda and they say,

"Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act."

I wonder if the hand only comes in Caucasian? That would be racist. Perverts come in all colors.