The Ho Likes Her Blow

Legally, I don't think we can say that Nicole Richie is snorting massive amounts of cocaine. Legally. (DListed)

Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman don't want to work with Lindsay Lohan. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now you can see what Mischa Barton likes about Cisco Adler. Hint: It's his junk. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Lopez is a child of a Scientology. (PopSugar)

Victoria Beckham is too cheap for Scientology. (IDLYITW)

Harry Potter like you've never seen him before. (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams replaces Katie Holmes in the best Batman casting news ever! (Popoholic)

Brandy may be charged with vehicular manslaughter. (A Socialite's Life)

Paula Abdul: Happy nutcase, or sad clown? (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie's mother died. (Hollywood Rag)

Scott Storch is actually too gross for Lindsay, Paris and Britney. (MollyGood)

Leonardo Dicaprio got dumped by Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli. (Celebrity Nation)

Epic Movie = Epic waste of time. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Bonus Video:

K-Fed is cashing in on his 15 minutes the only way he can: by making fun of himself.

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