The “Gathering Of The Juggalos” Infomercial Is The Worst

If there is a subgroup in this world that deserves to be beaten within an inch of consciousness it's the Juggalos. These angry lower middle class White clown fans of the Insane Clown Posse are an inexplicably popular scene. But they are the woooooorrrsst. Speaking of worst, there is this 23 EFFING MINUTE infomercial for their annual Gathering of the Juggalos. The video tells the story of a neck tattooed Juggalo named Chopped who is killed by a terribly rendered meteorite. He goes to heaven but is sent to hell because he's a giant tool. Then Satan sees his "Juggalo Life" belly tattoo and informs him that "There aren't any juggalos in hell". I disagree. In fact, I believe that hell is nothing but Juggalos. Can you imagine a worse eternity than having to hand with those fools and being forced to listen to ICP?

The infomercial describes all of the crappy groups and comedians that will be at the gathering. ICP...and a bunch of garbage I've never heard of before. Inexplicably, Gilbert Gottfried will be there. This video is quite simply the most poorly produced piece of crap I've ever seen. I hope they didn't pay anyone anything to make this video. It was probably made by one of the ICP guy's cousin that took two semesters of video production at the local community college. This video is essentially the worst thing that has ever happened. Like, in human history.