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The Gamer Guy’s Alphabet: L is for LECHERY, the Noble Gentlemanly Art

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chris-littlechild - September 14, 2012

It has become de rigueur for a substantial sector of gaming's ladyfolk to cavort in their skimpies, oft while equipped with physics-defying bountiful ballistics. Primarily, naturellement, this is galvanized by the boob-ometer we all have installed into our man-sacks at birth by unscrupulous doctors in the maternity ward (this is insurmountable knowledge truth, our amiable aquiantance Hobo Joe informed us thusly; before relinquishing his hold on our lapels and shitting his pants. Hence our reluctance to pass through his piss-stinking alley unless it's compulsory).

Furthermore, developers induce such norky notions for the delectation of their virtual compatriots, who revel in the opportunity for an asstastic or chesticle ogle as much as any of us. As a salutation to this concept, the gallery presents the finest examples of lech-ing in the video gaming milieu. Lewdness, Leering, Lasciviousness (and other potential titles for this iteration) and Sapphic shenanigans, you can't refuse an offer of that caliber.

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