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The Difference Between Porn & Real Sex Explained With Food

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bill-swift - July 31, 2013

There is a moment in the life of every young man when they learn that real sex is not like it is in porn. Perhaps you requested something that is not a normal girl's menu or you grabbed a boob like it was made of silicone and not nerves and flesh. But it goes deeper than that and this video illustrates the difference with the use of food. Some of it isn't pretty but it's something we all need to face. Porn stars are unnatural creatures endowed by the Creator with perfect wieners and vulvas. Their endurance is something no normal person can keep up with. There is a lot of information in this video. It has more stuff stuffed in it than Sasha Grey in a gang-bang flick.

(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)

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