The Battle Of The “Game Of Thrones” Porn Spoofs

We will soon be able to watch the people of Westeros going at it...more than we do already, that is. Not one but two competing porn parodies of the hit HBO show will be coming, (heh, heh), our way next year. The first will be a webseries from Lee Roy Meyers who brought us a Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Big Lebowski porn spoofs. Meyers said he's still up in the air about titles but it will probably be Game of Bones, Game of Moans or Game of Thongs. The second will be a Hustler feature that will be entitled This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX directed by Axel Braun. It makes sense that the Game would get a porn version(s). I mean, it already has a whole lot of boning, but the scenes aren't long enough for fap purposes. Plus the show is ridiculously popular. I can see the pluses and minuses of both productions.

A continuing webseries is a good idea as Game of Thrones is nothing if not involved and long. They could be caught up with A Dance of Dragons by Christmas. Still, Hustler has the money to really give it some production value. If you can't make a halfway decent CGI dragon then it's just going to be a guy in a rubber dino suit having sex with Daenarass F#$kgaryan. I'll hold judgement until Egotastic! gets an advanced copy, (hint, hint), but I am going to go with Hustler as the winner. Unless the two companies do a joint production...Either way I look forward to Ned Stark getting head instead of losing it.