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The Annual Egotastic Holiday Gift Guide is Here!

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Echo Lawrence - December 16, 2021

Depending on the type of person you are, the best part of any holiday is either giving or receiving gifts.

Sure it's great to spend time with your loved ones and see all your high school friends back home while you visit for the week, but it's the gifts that you keep around long after the holiday season has dwindled that remind us of the warm holiday season we love so much.

Thats why we are back again this year with the annual Egotastic Holiday Gift Guide, to help you find the perfect gift for anyone on your list!



Let's start with something that the entire family can use while you're all coming out of a turkey coma and starting to crack open the booze for the night. There is nothing that gets the family going like a good ol' card game and our friends at Do or Drink have just the game for you!

Do or Drink is the craziest party game you will ever play, with 350 cards that are guaranteed to get you and your family absolutely sloshed this holiday season. Seriously, you have never played a game this good.

Get Do or Drink now for just $29.99!

Moving in to some more personalized gifts, the EXO GUN is the ultimate at home massage gun, useful to everyone not just those of us who workout and have sore tired muscles after a big day in the gym.

The ExoGun is the most powerful massager that revives muscle, boosts circulation and releases energy so you can recover faster and live better! The Exogun includes different attachments to provide deep tissue massage and pro-level treatment right at your fingertips!

Grab the Exogun for your workout buddy, gym owner or even someone who doesn't work out. Trust us, this thing is the GOAT of at home massagers!



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Gift the Satisfyer Holiday Effect!

Speaking of at home massagers, our friends over at Satisfyer have been working on creating the very best intimate massagers and sex toys to get anyone on your list excited.

This may not be the best thing to open up in front of your entire family on Christmas morning, but if you've already all got wasted by playing do-or-drink, something tells me opening your Satisfyer gift might add to the fun - in a PG way of course!

Our friends over at Satisfyer have been working on creating the very best intimate massagers and sex toys to get anyone on your list excited and even though some of you may have missed out on the epic Cyber Monday deal, it's not too late to score some deals and give the gift of satisfaction this Christmas!

This may not be the best thing to open up in front of your entire family on Christmas morning, but if you've already all got wasted by playing do-or-drink, something tells me opening your Satisfyer gift might add to the fun - in a PG way of course..


Satisfyer has the ultimate gift guide set up over on their site right now which allows you to browse for the perfect gift for anyone, or for yourself. Some of their best rated products are going up on sale everyday so be sure to check back and score yourself the best deal possible!

This is also the time of year where most smokers get a new gift that suits them just fine, sometimes we'll be gifted with a pack of blunts or maybe a new pipe but if you really want to spoil the pothead in your life, get them the HuniBadger - the ultimate way to smoke your herb and oils!

Buy the Huni Bager Now!


For the Patriot in your life, Volcom has created an epic line supporting the US snowboarding team. Everything from jackets to hats, you're bound to find something for everyone just in time for the games!

Shop the Volcom Team USA Collection Now!



These David Yurman bracelets have been taking over social media and can be seen on the arm of every wealthy travel influencer you see as you scroll through the feed. That means the lucky lady in your life will be blown a way opening one of these up on Christmas morning, bonus points if you give it to her in front of all her friends and make them all super jealous.

David Yurman Silver

David Yurman Gold



You would have to be crazy to not want to see your boo wearing a piece from the iconic lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. Give your girlfriend a treat this Christmas and have her returning the favor after she see's how sexy she looks. Here are some of our top Agent Provocateur picks for your hunny!

The Dayana Harness

The Naughty or Nice Sheer Brief

The Raiven Balconette Underwired Bra

Adelea High Waisted Brief

Adelea Plunge Underwired Bra


If you're looking to give someone a thoughtful and really meaningful gift, your best best is to order some epic wall art for them! Koyman prints offer a ton of affordable prints that they can even frame for you! A wild mushroom print for the chef in your life is a no brainer! Shop the entire collection here and give the gift of art!

Shop Amazing Prints Here!


A sure way to get your girlfriend looking even better than she did before Christmas morning is to get her a pair of Lululemon leggings. Lululemon pants even look great on guys!

Shop the Lululemon Sale Here!


If you're really looking to spoil your significant other or family member this year, give them the gift of an amazing at home workout. The Hydrow offers low impact rowing that will have you ripped in no time. The brand is offering something like $500 off their Holiday Bundle so check it out and save before it's too late!

Shop the HYDROW Now!


This is something that everyone at your holiday dinner can benefit from. Cheef Botanicals has the best little 5 pack of CBD pre-rolls to get you out for an after dinner walk, where you can get back in time for dessert fully relaxed and not actually stoned, they only have about 0.13% THC but 20% CBD!

Shop Cheef Botanicals Here!


We all know that crazy cat lady or man, or they, who is literally crazy because cats actually carry a parasite called toxoplasmosis gondii that makes you want to kill yourself and surrender your body to something else that will eat you and keep the parasite alive, at least thats what happens with the mice who have it too. Anyone with a cat is automatically weird for this reason alone, but cats are also kinda cool and deserve the best possible food, so sign your crazy cat friend up to Smalls, or if you ARE the cat person, get this for your feline friend before they kill you!

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Bikes are getting better each year that goes by and one brand that has been doing it right since they started is Rad Power Bikes. They have a range of styles and modifications to customize any bike for any rider in your family. This is probably the best gift for anyone on your list with a DWI!

Shop Rad Power Bikes Here


This is more of a holiday prank that can actually open up the conversation around getting tested, especially if your friend group is a bunch of thots. STDcheck.com offers fast and affordable STD Testing which may be a super awkward gift to open but sometimes it's for the best. Have safe sex, or die trying. As they say..

Get Tested!

There is always someone you have to shop for who basically already has everything and is already up on al the current Instagram trends. These people are sometimes hard to shop for but really as long as you get something that literally everyone else is buying, you're sure to impress. Here are some of those typical Instagram basic girl gifts that are great for your sister, girlfriend or co-worker!


Alo Yoga is one of the IG brands that can be seen on every model and influencer, one of the brands most popular items is their yoga mats that are available in this perfect yoga essential set, which is now 26% off!

We have also seen a ton of girls rocking the Kendall Jenner looks from the Alo site, with most people buying up the leggings and the sexy corset sports bras!

Yoga Kit

Leggings

Corset Sports Bra



Another very popular instagram brand is Glossier, a beauty brand that went pretty viral a few years ago and has everything from skincare, makeup and fragrance. Any girl will be stoked to open up the carefully curated packaging and see what goodies you picked out!

The Essential Kit includes a cleanser, moisturizer, tinted balm, a brow stick and the brands Lash Slick which apparently gives you an at home eyelash extension session with the swipe of a wand... pretty crazy!

Shop Glossier Here


Vital Proteins is another really huge instagram brand that also happens to be America's #1 collagen brand. Every since your girl Jennifer Aniston signed on as a brand ambassador, everyone wants to get their hands on some vital proteins goods. Some of the best items are the flavored collagen waters and the original collagen peptides powder!

Shop vital Proteins Here!


For the coffee lover in your life, it's often hard to find them something new to try out because they have a particular way to brew and enjoy their Joe. However, it's hard for any coffee lover to not be excited when receiving a gift from Bulletproof coffee.

Bulletproof has put together their own gift guide for coffee lovers featuring items like the Bulletproof Coffee Beans to Bulletproof Grass-Fed Ghee to Bulletproof InstaMix Keto Creamer.

Shop Bulletproof's Coffee Lover Gift Guide Here!


A lot of people are obsessed with adult actresses these days, which I guess makes sense since most of us are have always envied and been lusting over girls we'll never get a chance with. Well now you can gift someone their favorite models actual vagina. Well a replica of their vagina.. that they can have sex with. Here are some of the leading ladies offering up a piece of themselves, including Bella Thorne's BFF Abella Danger...

Riley Reid

Lana Rhoades

Jenna Haze

Abella Danger



Lucky Shot offers all sorts of gear for the typical gun loving dude, stuff like glassware with bullets stuck in the side of it or shotgun shell shot glasses. Lucky Shot has it all!

12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Bullet Whiskey Glass


Do you have someone in your family who is always dropping their phone and spending thousands of dollars a year to replace their busted up device? Save their life and their wallet by getting them a LifeProof case!

Shop Lifeproof Gifts Now!



For the Foodie in your group there is nothing better than having PIZZA delivered every single month. The Pizza of The Month Club has been around since 1994 and offers a monthly shipment of three 9" famous Chicago deep dish pizzas!

For the healthier people out there, there is also the Fruit of the Month Club, The Chocolate of the Month Club, The Cigar of the Month Club and of course the Beer of the Month Club and Wine of the Month Club. Oh yeah, Clubs of America does it all...



It's very likely that we're entering into a potential apocalyptic scenario at some point in our lifetime, which thanks to all the predictive programming Hollywood puts out, some of us feel ready to take on. If you have a prepper on your list, this 17 in 1 survival kit will light up their eyes, and for $24 it's a seal!

Shop Survival

Incase you missed anyone, here is a quick round up of some of the best stocking stuffers to grab before it's too late:

Credit Card Tool Multitool

Pack of 12 Glam Up Facial Sheet Masks

Socks for the family Wino!

The Iconic Headlamp Beanie

20 Pairs of 24K Gold Eye Masks

Mini Bags of Jack Link's Beef Jerky

Santa's Claws for Shredding Meat

Burt's Bees Gift Kit

Flushable Dude Wipes

A Digital Tire Pressure Gauge

Did we miss anyone? To be featured in our epic Holiday Gift Guide email us at info@egotastic.com !

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