bill-swift - August 29, 2014
Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye...
It's an annoying rhyme but that's exactly what happened to this chick right here. She was on vacation when a bird dropped some turd on her head and on her ice cream cone. The whole thing was horribly funny, and she's lucky she got some on her head. Otherwise, she might've continued to lick that ice cream cluelessly and...oh hell, that's just nasty.