TGIF: A Bunch of Dudes Uncork on Paris Hilton

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bill-swift - July 23, 2010

Are these the defining pictures of Paris Hilton? Let's see.

Skimpy bathing suit flashing the moneymakers? Check.
Teasing a bunch of rich Comic-Con nerds in Saint-Tropez? Check.
Egregious wasting of expensive booze? Check
Flashing the brand new bazillion karat diamond ring? Check
Smiles and giggles that will lead some wealthy European to become a regret-filled future husband? Check.

Yep, these are they.