Tereza Jelinkova Black Bikini Booty Cheeks In Malibu

Tereza Jelinkova has quite the body for pimping. In this case, naturally, another attempt by the 138 bottled water company that seems to sell no water to encourage the thirst of millions of men by bringing out a Czech model blonde hottie with tremendous curves to prance about the shoreline in Malibu in a bikini awakening the gods of passion and horniness. I can't speak for the gods, but it's working pretty hard on me.

Tereza has clearly been hitting the gym, the juice bar, and every other outlet for bodily snap perfection preparing to be photogenic sextastic. Strong, bodacious, blonde. The kind who with just the right accent could easily control me under force of her threats and parent leather thigh high boots, if I get to choose wardrobe at all. Yes, Tereza, I will buy your silly water and whatever else you are selling. Just please, don't ever stop using me as your wanton toy. It's my destiny. And, it's also the most impressive listing on my LinkedIn profile. Enjoy.

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